A real conversation at work.
Ryan: “Can vegetarians eat eggs?”
Adam: “No, some don’t. They can have fish eggs maybe.”
Ryan: “What about velociraptor eggs?”
Adam: “Ha, probably.”
Ryan: “Okay, what about dragon eggs?”
Adam: “I’m not sure that’s relevant. That’s like asking if they can eat unicorn eggs.”
Ryan: “Unicorns don’t lay eggs.”
Adam: “How could you possibly know that?”
Ryan: “Have you ever seen a horse lay an egg?”
Adam: “I’d think a unicorn is more closely related to a rhinoceros.”
Ryan: “Okay, have you ever seen a rhinoceros lay an egg?”
Adam: “No but unicorns aren’t rhinoceroses, rhinoceri, rhinos.”
Ryan: “Maybe I’m thinking of vegans.”
Adam: “I hate you.”