A scene from a middle-aged man’s life.

…

[Walks briskly into the office restroom]

(sweating and under his breath) “Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.”

[Frantically undoes his belt and jeans, clenching his legs together back and forth careful only to let gasps of air seep out of his quivering butthole]

[sitting quickly, he begins to push]

“Ugggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh.“

[Toilet water splashes all over his ass cheeks and even his balls as he pees into the water that has now turned brown]

(muttering) “Oh my fuuuuucking God that feels amazing.”

[Farts wildly as the pee drip drops to an end and a single drop of sweat rolls down his cheek]

[A throat clears from the next stall. Time stops. The middle-aged man mouths a single word.]

“FUCK.”